And of course, I’m most remembered for my unresting pursuit of R. I pride myself on knowing every aspect of combat turns, spell use, and Assassinate features. In the four years I have championed law and order for D&D Beyond users, I have set a clear and concise example. In the years to follow, this will be broadened to all of North America, and globally by 2022.ĬRS: Despite starting your campaign a month and a half after your primary opponent and without an official campaign manager, this does not appear to have negatively impacted your poll numbers. Coordinating at both the local and national level, I will enact expansive reform, bringing all state and city governance under the banner of D&D Beyond. LIAM: To usher in a new Gygaxian era of governance and balance, my first act as President will be to broaden the scope of D&D Beyond. “With me as your next president, we will rediscover the true joy of gaming: systemic memorization.”ĬRS: If elected, what would be your first act as president? Official Platform: Rules as Written, By the Book. I look forward to congratulating Liam on his win.Īnnounced date of candidacy: February 21, 2019Ĭampaign slogans: By the Book, #VoteWithYourJohnson, #LiamForPres I ask them to vote for the person that they think would be the second best person to run D&D Beyond and put their full support behind them. They have RIGGED this from the very start, they don't hate each other, they don't disagree how D&D Beyond should be lead, they love each other and no matter which one of them wins, the other will be by their side no matter what! Don't be fooled, and Vote With Your Arse!ĬRS: Although you ultimately did not appear on the ballot, what one thought would you like constituents to have in their minds as they select their choice for president?ĪQ: I'm not going to ask my loyal supporters to abstain from the vote, that would be silly. In the eyes of the people they have a choice between three candidates, but in reality there is only TWO, myself and the Riegel-O'Brien alliance. This is unacceptable to me and should be to all of you. But if that is a reason not to vote for me, then I would like to bring to your attention the fact that the two other parties in this election are not only sleeping together, but often refer to themselves as MARRIED despite being fierce opponents in this race. Johnson was correct in her statement I'm not going to argue that. I will also add a *current booty calls* tab to the Extras section of D&D Beyond, to make it easier to keep track of your monster partners.ĬRS: In her candidacy announcement, vice presidential candidate Ashley Johnson accused you of just wanting, quote, “to sleep with fiancé and running mate.” Do you have any comment regarding these allegations?ĪQ: Ms. For far too long the fine creatures of D&D Beyond have had a singular purpose, to be killed. No one can argue that my opponents don't have the charisma to run a successful campaign, but they have no clue how to run the official tool-set for the world’s greatest role playing game.ĬRS: If you could have been elected, what would be your first act as president?ĪQ: My first action would be to rename the D&D Monster Manual to the Husband Catalog. The name calling, the back stabbing, the flip-flopping on the big issues. What inspired you to take up your own campaign?ĪQ: What inspired me to start my own campaign was the lies I saw being fed to people every Thursday. Once I'm President you will be able to weigh your piles of gold in pounds or in kilograms, you will be able to change the date format so you're never 3 months late for a session again.“ĬRS: Several weeks before you announced your own entry in the race, you had voiced support for another candidate. D&D Beyond is international and the tools need to reflect that. “D&D Beyond is for everyone, and I want to keep it that way. Party: ArseQueef’s Representative Senate for Everyone (ARSE) Announced date of candidacy: March 7, 2019
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